i like boring things
dennys:

you wouldn’t download a sausage

Don’t tell me what I can’t do.

dennys:

you wouldn’t download a sausage

Don’t tell me what I can’t do.

dennys:

WELL CAN YOU?!

fuck you dennys.


I found it.

dennys:

WELL CAN YOU?!

fuck you dennys.

I found it.

briangefrich:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.

He still does Fat during every live show he does though.

briangefrich:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.

He still does Fat during every live show he does though.

johnthedragon42:

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

*RIDLEY SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND*

haha. Lex luthor.

hahaha

thedudevondoom:

krudman:

ghostgreen:

misspiggy385:

BIOWARE WANTS YOU!To help make the next Mass Effect Game
Hey, you like Mass Effect right? Of course you do. Because the Mass Effect games are fucking awesome.BioWare is looking for us fans to answer a few questions and they seriously want know what we think. Head over to SurveyMonkey now and help BioWare make the best Mass Effect game ever.
(X) (X) SOURCES 

rebloggin’ for those Mass Effect fans i know i still have on my blog somewhere

If you loved or hated mass effect 1, 2, and/or 3, this might interest you.

First thought this was a repeat from a while ago, but this was posted today (July 14th).

The trick is that you take the survey, you think you’re making a difference in the outcome of the game and then it ends the same way no matter what you do.

thedudevondoom:

krudman:

ghostgreen:

misspiggy385:

BIOWARE WANTS YOU!
To help make the next Mass Effect Game

Hey, you like Mass Effect right? Of course you do. Because the Mass Effect games are fucking awesome.

BioWare is looking for us fans to answer a few questions and they seriously want know what we think. Head over to SurveyMonkey now and help BioWare make the best Mass Effect game ever.

(X) (X) SOURCES

rebloggin’ for those Mass Effect fans i know i still have on my blog somewhere

If you loved or hated mass effect 1, 2, and/or 3, this might interest you.

First thought this was a repeat from a while ago, but this was posted today (July 14th).

The trick is that you take the survey, you think you’re making a difference in the outcome of the game and then it ends the same way no matter what you do.

coelasquid:

Watching Rise of the Planet of the Apes made me realize how bad I want a completely earnest big Hollywood summer blockbuster Hatoful boyfriend complete with lovingly rendered and animated giant talking CG pigeons, the entire post apocalyptic H1N1 story, and Hiyoko’s bloody scarecrow cyborg body.

I don’t know what any of that means but I would see that movie.

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

I thought this was going to be showing how to make a Coke BBQ sauce. Get some tomato paste and vinegar in there and it would be delicious.

except don’t burn it like those idiots do.

rickytee:

There is a deep meaning to this

792,237 plays

dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.